- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

A horse walked into a barn...

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

69.... is a number

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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