- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

wanna hear a joke? no

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

So a seal walks into a club...

What's funny? Women's rights.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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