Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Women's Rights...

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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