- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

What comes after 23? 24.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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