Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

I'm homeless.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Asian women drivers...

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