- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

I have read the terms and conditions

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

A man walks into a bar

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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