Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Your mother is so fat.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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