what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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they're dead. idiot.

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