- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Jack Stevens

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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