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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

No because your face is really f***** up.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)