- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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