Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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