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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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