- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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