What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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what's white and sticky semen

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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