- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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