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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

i named my son Frodo because he was little

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday