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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Dumbledore dies.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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