- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

A paralysed man falls over.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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