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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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No

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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A Fat Kenyan

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Anti Joke

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