What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What's city is in New York New York City

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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