whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

I'm Polish.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A bar walks into a man

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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