What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

su algato es en fuego

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What's two plus two? Window

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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