- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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