- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

You idiot thats 9 letters

women's rights

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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