- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A seal walks into a club.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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