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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

Knock knock

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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