What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Kony 2012

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Sarah Palin

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The economy.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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BUT HWY?

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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