What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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You're on fire.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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whats black. an african american person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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you.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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