What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Gale swallows.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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2+2= 478

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Christians

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Anti Joke

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