Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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equality for women

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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