- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

Runescape.

Good to see you today!

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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