Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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