Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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your going to die

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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