What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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