When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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