Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

the power to turn magnetism into light

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

so...um, yeah

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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