- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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