- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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