Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Haha, I get it..

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This is an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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