What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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