- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

wanna here a joke? you.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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