- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

your face is kinda funny

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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