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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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