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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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