- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

i like men but im not gay

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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