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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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