- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What? Why?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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