- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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