When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Yo mama so fat.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Caolan and Eamon

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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